Saturday, July 31, 2010

Money oriented

Do you love money?
Do you think money is very attractive?
Do you work for money?
Do you live for money?

Did you say 'yes' to all of those questions (like me) ? --> Yes? Good, you're money oriented
Did you say 'no' to all of those questions above? --> Yes? LIAR!!!!!!

All of you, read this carefully. I've got an important lesson to tell, so read it really careful.

In your life, there are plenty of things which are more important than money: your family, your friends, your lover, and everything around you, so why are you laying your love on money?
With money you can't buy abstractions like friendship, care or love, but with love you can gain everything that makes your life happier than ever. Love makes you feel more comfortable and is a positive motivation to live.
Why keep your worries about money when you can feel free and relief. You will lead your happy life with love!

Now, have you learnt you lesson yet?
I'll ask you some questions:
Do you love others ?
Do you help others because you love them?
Do you feel good when you love others?

Did you answer 'yes' to all questions above? --> 'Yes' ? Great! You've changed! or LIARRR!!!
Did you answer 'no' to all questions above? --> Yes? Then read it again please.

So, did you get the lesson? No? haizz, I'll explain bluntly.
By telling you the lesson, I mean:
Don't hesitate give away your money, especially to a person like me.
And by that, I mean:
GIVE ALL OF YOUR MONEY TO ME YOU FOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get it? You don't need much money to be happy, you just need love, and that's why you should get rid of your money.
Think deeply about what I said, and reply.
Sincerely yours,
LG






1 comment:

  1. eVil o_0 !!! i mean, you waste a blog post just to tell people that "Give me money !!" ??

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    I'll say

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    That's a brilliant idea !!!!

    even dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz would do so, if he exist :)

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